Reason #16 Obama is NOT Qualified to Be President

Pirates?! In 2009? Do they still wear eye patches and hooks for hands? Swagger around the decks of their scary ships with a parrot on their shoulder shouting Shiver Me Timbers while sending people off the plank to Davy Jones' Locker?!

These Somali "pirates" look more like the East Coast West Coast Rap Scene gone even more terribly awry than it already is...

We've all heard about the pirates over the last year and all the booty they've been taking. Villas all along the coast of Somalia built by the spoils of their plunder! Argh Mateys! But did they bury any and perhaps leave a treasure map behind on one of their black market blackberrys?! Just sayin'...

So it was with dismay when we all got the news the other day about them actually taking on an American ship! I thought to myself, "Boy do these guys have no clue what they're getting into! Our military will wipe the sea floor with their A$es!"

And here we are...DAYS later...and The Big O won't even make a statement about it!

And I realized something about these "geniuses"--they KNOW EXACTLY WHO they are dealing with! An inexperienced president who doesn't know $#!& about foreign policy and probably just wishes this would all go away so he can spend more time picnicking with HilBil...Awe.

There's no doubt in my mind, our military could wipe them out, bomb their villas, and dessimate their ships. Our Navy Seals could whip up out of the ocean and bomb them back to the stone ages. So that's clearly not the problem here...

The problem is an appeasor with the inability to be a leader--and this--mark my words, is just the beginning...

Politico Chick